The Bro Code -according to the internet-
1. If two bros know the same story, the bro who is lesser known among the party or group shall tell it.
2. If your bro has a girlfriend, be completely nice to her. If he asks for your honest opinion, be straight up about your thoughts
3. Never drink the last beer at another bros house.
4. If your bro dies during a workout, throw a couple more 45s on the bar before you call 911
5. Older bros are a resource. Find a chief and accept his wisdom. This will make you a better bro.
6. Don’t throw a bro under the bus to impress others.
7. If a bro dies and you have a chance to destroy his hard drive you must do it.
8. You shall provide pizza and beers for any bros who help you move houses
9. If a bro borrows your tools, they best return them in the same condition they were in when you got them, or better. Also applies to vehicles and musical instruments.
10. Thou shall not hit your bro in the balls and claim it was a joke.
11. If a bro is telling a story and you can ‘one up’ it, don’t.
12. If you happen to know a bros girlfriend or wife is cheating on him, you let him know. Doesn’t matter if you barely know the guy at least drop him an anonymous hint.
13. We were all that bro trying to get into a group of friends, we weren’t born with the bros we have. Let another bro at least hang out with your group.
14. Your favorite beer is free. Your second favorite beer is cold. If your bro offers a beer don’t bitch it isn’t your brand
15. Up for acknowledgment, down for respect.
16. No one ever refer to it as “The Bro Code” out loud
17. No matter how great your relationship with your girlfriend is, you won’t completely abandon your bros to hang out with her all the time and then come crawling back after she dumps you.
18. Thou shall never speak of your friend’s sexual conquests to your significant other.
19. One bro’s sister is another bro’s sister.
20. A bro shall not cock block another bro. Only guide it.